Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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