- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Make me famous

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

a black man did not eat chicken.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A: Knock Knock B: ...

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.