What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did death say to life? Go die

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Barack Obama plays basketball

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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