What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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