- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What does two plus two equal? 4

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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