Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

cats are pussies

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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