- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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