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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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