- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Knock Knock opens the door

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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