- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Jellybeans

Your face is hilarious.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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