- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

How do you make a car? You build it.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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