Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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