- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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