- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I grunt when I poop.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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