why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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PENIS

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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