Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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