Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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