Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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