- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

hey

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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