- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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