- Anti Joke

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Penis

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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