- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Your face

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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