- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

President Donald Trump

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

dick dick dick... frogs

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

feminists.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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