Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Me Neither.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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