- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Carrot fingers

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

The government

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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