Knock Knock *opens the door*

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Hello.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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