- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Whats funnier than 24, 69

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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