A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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