- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Coldpaly is a good band

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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