What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

I'm Batman.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Womens basketball

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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