- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? hope

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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