Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Women's rights

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Get on your knees Ho

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