- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A man makes a sandwich.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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