Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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