- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

So a baby seal walks into a club

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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