Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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