- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Robin get in the batmobile!

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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