- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Legal Mexicans in Texas

My Nan, that is all.

Hello.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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