What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Good afternoon.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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