- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Knock knock open

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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