- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

what's up? my penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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