- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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