HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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