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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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