- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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