- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Knock, Knock ...

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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