- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

u suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Guess what? Bananas

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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