What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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