- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

more like nig!

Matt is a Duster!

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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