- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Women's Rights

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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