Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Anti Joke

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