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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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