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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

1+2 = 6

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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