whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Your social life.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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