How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

balls

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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