What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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your social life.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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