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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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