- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

A man walks into a bar

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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