- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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baskets

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Yock

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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