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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Erectile Dysfunction.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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