- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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