- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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