What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Anthony sucks

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Women's Rights.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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