- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

What does water taste like? Water

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100 chefs walk into a bar

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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