- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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