Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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