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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

A kid has no friends.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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