- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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