Yanter, Look it up

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Where's the dick??? east

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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EGGPLANT

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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