- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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