- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

woman's lacrosse

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Delaware? A coat.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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