suck my balls mr.garison

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Ross.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Refrigerator

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Nick Cannon

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