- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Feminism.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

once you go black your credit goes wack

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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