Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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feminists.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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