- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

i just pooped that is all!

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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