Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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