Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

PSN IS UP

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Agent 47.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

I shot a bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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