What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

How high is a Chinaman

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Guess what? The Game.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

women's rights, lol

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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