When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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People with cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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