- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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