- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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