- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

So a baby seal walks into a club

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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