- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

for keeps?

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Good afternoon.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Your biggest fan.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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