Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What color is red paint? Red

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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