Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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