- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What's two plus two? Window

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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