- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

I have a gay camel

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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