How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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America

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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