Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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dry handjob

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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