What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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My friend harris is fat.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Wanker

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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