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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

So a baby seal walks into a club

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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